i would punch a child for taco bell
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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