Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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