His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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