I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
All the doctor said was why
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