You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
