Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Farmville is her only friend.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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