The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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