you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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