the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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