girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
try to milk me bitch
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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