some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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