No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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