JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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