I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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