did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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