Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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