Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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