you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Come on in and take your pants off
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