? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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