We won't sleep together?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Bring me that man meat
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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