so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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