i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
