Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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