More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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