YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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