She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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