your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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