Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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