So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you would pick up someone in the library
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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