Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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