would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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