so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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