I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just high enough for therapy.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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