i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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