why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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