But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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