The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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