I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
