ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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