What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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