He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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