I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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