Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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