Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think my tv is drunk
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
As shirtless as possible
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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