He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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