I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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