I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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