i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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