how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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