Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I see more hoeing in ur future
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