She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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