I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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