if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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