went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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